Guidance System Version 07:
"Firing Guidance System Startup
Welcome to the Firing Guidance System.
Commence Data Accumulation...
Don't shake it. If we screw up now, it won't hit.
Formulating Firing Curve...
Formulating Firing Curve.
Forming as a Bezier curve.
This is filler, so please don't read it, okay? It's random.
All this English that I don't really understand sure is cool. Pretty awesome.
Firing Preparations Complete
Firing Preparations Complete.
If we shoot now, it'll hit.
...Assuming that the measurements are correct. Are we really good to go? It's totally automatic.
A number that will almost certainly hit."